Okay, so I want to be Tiger woods girlfriend…it turns out, I did not have to be a hot natural blonde, but a brunette with hair extensions and the slightly blonde stripper tips with collegen and fake boobies.
In a written statement Woods, 33, said, “I have let my family down and I regret those transgressions with all of my heart. I have not been true to my values and the behavior my family deserves. I am not without faults and I am far short of perfect. I am dealing with my behavior and personal failings.”
Oh Tiger….if you get a story about your “love child” and need to subject yourself to DNA tests and other horing, 15seconds of fame ladies for the rest of life, you get off too easy