Horny Goat tries to break into Strip club

Before it even opened, a California strip club had a horny goat banging down its doors.

A 150-pound goat smashed two large glass doors at Lynx Gentlemen’s Club over the weekend, causing about $2,000 in damage, the owner said Monday.

The incident was caught on surveillance tape.

After staring at its reflection in the doors for hours, the owner said the goat with horns reared up on its hind legs and smacked the glass. The goat smacked the door repeatedly until he smashed it.

Click here to see video

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Published in: on January 21, 2010 at 9:03 am  Leave a Comment  
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Only 34 percent of Californians approve of Pelosi’s performance

And I think that is pretty darn high. I’m surprised anyone approves of her performance.

A poll released over the weekend shows that only 34 percent of Californians approve of House Speaker Nancy Pelosi’s (D-Calif.) job performance, down 14 points from March

The study polled 1,005 Californians by phone from Sept. 18 to Oct. 5.

I’m wondering for those that came back ‘no-opionion’ have any idea in who she actually is and those that approved are actually her plastic $urgeons.

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Published in: on October 20, 2009 at 7:20 am  Leave a Comment  
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Sex, Lies & Microphone

Last week people heard about the California Assemblyman and his graphic sexcapades caught on microphone, well not so surprising that Micahel Duvall has resigned. (See previous post from last week)

He said:
I am deeply saddened that my inappropriate comments have become a major distraction for my colleagues in the Assembly, who are working hard on the very serious problems facing our state,” he said in a statement posted on his website. “I have come to the conclusion that it would not be fair to my family, my constituents or to my friends on both sides of the aisle to remain in office. Therefore, I have decided to resign my office, effective immediately, so that the Assembly can get back to work.”

Hmm would not be fair to your family to keep working? What about just keeping your peen in your pants about so you have nothing to be sorry for. D-bag. Hope she gets herself a good lawyer.

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Published in: on September 13, 2009 at 2:41 pm  Leave a Comment  
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IDIOT! GOP Lawmaker’s Graphic Sex-Bragging Caught On Tape

Be warned! Some details are very graphic.

Michael Duvall is a 54 year old married father of two and a conservative Republican state representative from California. While waiting for the start of a legislative hearing in July, began describing, for the benefit of a colleague seated next to him, his ongoing affairs with two different women. In very graphic detail.

Quote:

She wears little eye-patch underwear. So, the other day she came here with her underwear, Thursday. And
 so, we had made love Wednesday–a lot! And so she’ll, she’s all, ‘I am going 
up and down the stairs, and you’re dripping out of me!’ So messy!

Ewwww

The eye patch wearer is Heidi DeJong Barsuglia, a lobbyist for an energy company, Sempra Energy.

It gets even better, Duvall the proclaimed family of values champion is vice chair of the Committee on Utilities & Commerce.

Looks like two more people in the unemployment lines in Cali

In the tape, Duvall also says of Barsuglia:

So, I am getting into spanking her. Yeah, I like it. I like spanking her. She goes, ‘I know you like spanking me.’ I said, ‘Yeah! Because you’re such a bad girl!’

I think the only getting spanked next time is you when your wife talks to a lawyer…..Hope she has Gloria Allred on the phone right now.

Sorry Douchbag Duvall, you deserve everything coming your way

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Published in: on September 10, 2009 at 10:07 am  Comments (1)  
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