TGIF – Women sets office fire to go home early

Well, I’ll admit, I’m about 15minutes away from doing the same thing

Michelle Perrino had a great idea, unfortunetly it looks like she could not keep her mouth shut and let everyone know there was a fire in a filing cabinet room before anyone else knew there was.

Investigators said a friend of Perrino told them she had admitted to tripping the main circuit breaker and adjusting phones to block incoming calls in bids to go home early without sacrificing the day’s pay.

Perrino was sentenced to 9 months imprisonment followed by 5 years of probation. She was also ordered to pay Bayonet Point Oxygen $4,800 in restitution and banned from contacting the company or its employees.

On that note, I guess I’ll work the remainder of the day

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Published in: on June 25, 2010 at 12:19 pm  Leave a Comment  
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Stolen Bra leads to life in Prison

Bwa hahahaha.

Look at that Mugshot

I’m not one to judge, but who one earth would want pay this guy for sexual favors, transvestite or not?

Just ewww…is he/it/she missing an eye??

Anyway Darnell Wilson, has a long criminal history (18 convictions to be exact) and after the theft of a Bra at Khols followed by a police car chase, some Judge finally had the sense to send him/it/she to jail for the rest of his life

Published in: on June 25, 2010 at 11:25 am  Leave a Comment  
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Bush Asks: “Miss Me Yet?”

Well we have all seen the email chain go around when it is a phot of Bush waving with the quotes under it “Miss Me Yet”, but it seems oneone tea party member fan has taken it to the next level and made a billboard along the 35 in Wyoming.

Published in: on February 9, 2010 at 12:51 pm  Leave a Comment  
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Anyone else notice Hillary was M.I.A last night…

….Nope. neither did I.

but before we get to where Mrs Ballbreaker Clinton was, lets fact check Obama last night, according to the A.P.

OBAMA: “Starting in 2011, we are prepared to freeze government spending for three years. Spending related to our national security, Medicare, Medicaid, and Social Security will not be affected. But all other discretionary government programs will. Like any cash-strapped family, we will work within a budget to invest in what we need and sacrifice what we don’t.”
THE FACTS: The anticipated savings from this proposal would amount to less than 1 percent of the deficit – and that’s if the president can persuade Congress to go along.

Obama is a convert to the cause of broad spending freezes. In the presidential campaign, he criticized Republican opponent John McCain for suggesting one. “The problem with a spending freeze is you’re using a hatchet where you need a scalpel,” he said a month before the election. Now, Obama wants domestic spending held steady in most areas where the government can control year-to-year costs. The proposal is similar to McCain’s.

OBAMA: “I’ve called for a bipartisan fiscal commission, modeled on a proposal by Republican Judd Gregg and Democrat Kent Conrad. This can’t be one of those Washington gimmicks that lets us pretend we solved a problem. The commission will have to provide a specific set of solutions by a certain deadline. Yesterday, the Senate blocked a bill that would have created this commission. So I will issue an executive order that will allow us to go forward, because I refuse to pass this problem on to another generation of Americans.”

THE FACTS: Any commission that Obama creates would be a weak substitute for what he really wanted – a commission created by Congress that could force lawmakers to consider unpopular remedies to reduce the debt, including curbing politically sensitive entitlements like Social Security and Medicare. That idea crashed in the Senate this week, defeated by equal numbers of Democrats and Republicans. Any commission set up by Obama alone would lack authority to force its recommendations before Congress, and would stand almost no chance of success.

OBAMA: Discussing his health care initiative, he said, “Our approach would preserve the right of Americans who have insurance to keep their doctor and their plan.”

THE FACTS: The Democratic legislation now hanging in limbo on Capitol Hill aims to keep people with employer-sponsored coverage – the majority of Americans under age 65 – in the plans they already have. But Obama can’t guarantee people won’t see higher rates or fewer benefits in their existing plans. Because of elements such as new taxes on insurance companies, insurers could change what they offer or how much it costs. Moreover, Democrats have proposed a series of changes to the Medicare program for people 65 and older that would certainly pinch benefits enjoyed by some seniors. The Congressional Budget Office has predicted cuts for those enrolled in private Medicare Advantage plans.

OBAMA: The president issued a populist broadside against lobbyists, saying they have “outsized influence” over the government. He said his administration has “excluded lobbyists from policymaking jobs.” He also said it’s time to “require lobbyists to disclose each contact they make on behalf of a client with my administration or Congress” and “to put strict limits on the contributions that lobbyists give to candidates for federal office.”

THE FACTS: Obama has limited the hiring of lobbyists for administration jobs, but the ban isn’t absolute; seven waivers from the ban have been granted to White House officials alone. Getting lobbyists to report every contact they make with the federal government would be difficult at best; Congress would have to change the law, and that’s unlikely to happen. And lobbyists already are subject to strict limits on political giving. Just like every other American, they’re limited to giving $2,400 per election to federal candidates, with an overall ceiling of $115,500 every two years.

OBAMA: “Because of the steps we took, there are about 2 million Americans working right now who would otherwise be unemployed. … And we are on track to add another one and a half million jobs to this total by the end of the year.”

THE FACTS: The success of the Obama-pushed economic stimulus that Congress approved early last year has been an ongoing point of contention. In December, the administration reported that recipients of direct assistance from the government created or saved about 650,000 jobs. The number was based on self-reporting by recipients and some of the calculations were shown to be in error.

The Congressional Budget Office has been much more guarded than Obama in characterizing the success of the stimulus plan. In November, it reported that the stimulus increased the number of people employed by between 600,000 and 1.6 million “compared with what those values would have been otherwise.” It said the ranges “reflect the uncertainty of such estimates.” And it added, “It is impossible to determine how many of the reported jobs would have existed in the absence of the stimulus package.”

OBAMA: He called for action by the White House and Congress “to do our work openly, and to give our people the government they deserve.”

THE FACTS: Obama skipped past a broken promise from his campaign – to have the negotiations for health care legislation broadcast on C-SPAN “so that people can see who is making arguments on behalf of their constituents, and who are making arguments on behalf of the drug companies or the insurance companies.” Instead, Democrats in the White House and Congress have conducted the usual private negotiations, making multibillion-dollar deals with hospitals, pharmaceutical companies and other stakeholders behind closed doors. Nor has Obama lived up consistently to his pledge to ensure that legislation is posted online for five days before it’s acted upon.

OBAMA: “The United States and Russia are completing negotiations on the farthest-reaching arms control treaty in nearly two decades.”

THE FACTS: Despite insisting early last year that they would complete the negotiations in time to avoid expiration of the 1991 Strategic Arms Reduction Treaty in early December, the U.S. and Russia failed to do so. And while officials say they think a deal on a new treaty is within reach, there has been no breakthrough. A new round of talks is set to start Monday. One important sticking point: disagreement over including missile defense issues in a new accord. If completed, the new deal may arguably be the farthest-reaching arms control treaty since the original 1991 agreement. An interim deal reached in 2002 did not include its own rules on verifying nuclear reductions.

OBAMA: Drawing on classified information, he claimed more success than his predecessor at killing terrorists: “And in the last year, hundreds of al-Qaida’s fighters and affiliates, including many senior leaders, have been captured or killed – far more than in 2008.”

THE FACTS: It is an impossible claim to verify. Neither the Bush nor the Obama administration has published enemy body counts, particularly those targeted by armed drones in the Pakistan-Afghanistan border region. The pace of drone attacks has increased dramatically in the last 18 months, according to congressional officials briefed on the secret program.

Okay, so the question you want answered is:
A) she saw a sale on Monica Lewinski’s handbags and snapped them all up and burnt them
B) At the drycleaners
C) In Haiti with her hubby
D) In London at a conference

The answer was D…London at a conference.

She asked O-man if that was okay and he said yes…you would only take away my time from the cameras anyway.

Published in: on January 28, 2010 at 10:04 am  Leave a Comment  
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Obama Sings!

Published in: on January 21, 2010 at 2:13 pm  Leave a Comment  
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Horny Goat tries to break into Strip club

Before it even opened, a California strip club had a horny goat banging down its doors.

A 150-pound goat smashed two large glass doors at Lynx Gentlemen’s Club over the weekend, causing about $2,000 in damage, the owner said Monday.

The incident was caught on surveillance tape.

After staring at its reflection in the doors for hours, the owner said the goat with horns reared up on its hind legs and smacked the glass. The goat smacked the door repeatedly until he smashed it.

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Published in: on January 21, 2010 at 9:03 am  Leave a Comment  
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Even Hitler weighs in on Scotts Brown Victory.

I never thought I would see a resemblance between John Stewart and Hitler?

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Published in: on January 20, 2010 at 11:25 am  Leave a Comment  
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SNL Mocks Obama…again…Will you kiss me, Obama?

Its sounds like the honeymoon is coming to a crashing halt….but there should be a whole lot of kissing going on soon

Published in: on November 23, 2009 at 1:25 pm  Leave a Comment  
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Thinking about not tipping for bad service?

…Think again.

Leslie Pope and John Wagner were hauled away by police and charged with theft for not paying the mandatory 18 percent gratuity totaling $16 after eating at the Lehigh Pub in Bethlehem, Pa. with six friends. Well lehigh Pub, I dont think too many people will be visiting your establishment again.

Pope claimed that they had to wait nearly an hour for their order and that she had to get napkins and silverware for the table herself

“At this point I became very annoyed because I had already gone up to the bar myself to have my soda refilled because the waitress never came back,” Pope said.

After the $73 bill came, the group paid for food, drinks, and tax but refused to pay the tip. After explaining the bad service to the bartender in charge, Pope claimed he took their money and called police. The couple was handcuffed and placed in the back of a police car.

“I understand that, you know, we didn’t pay the gratuity, but it was a gratuity, it wasn’t something that was required,” said Wagner.

The owner admitted that the group waited unusually long for their food, but said the pub was extremely busy that night. He said managers offered to comp the food, a claim the couple denies ever happened.

Im inclinded to believe, I think they would have preferred to pay the 420 in a tip for crappy service rather than the entire bill

“Obviously we would have liked for the patron and the establishment to have worked this out without getting the police involved,” said Deputy Police Commissioner Stuart Bedics.

Police charged them with theft since the gratuity was part of the actual bill. However, it is doubtful that the charges will hold up in front of a judge. The couple is scheduled to appear in court next month.

Now, I would expect that at Paddy’s pub…I bet the writers for its always sunny are going to be taking an easy week next week….they seem to have another weeks episode wrapped up

Published in: on November 19, 2009 at 3:31 pm  Leave a Comment  
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O-man admits Guantanamo won’t close by Jan. deadline

Well surprise , surprise….so many promises too little time

BEIJING — President Obama directly acknowledged for the first time Wednesday that the prison facility at Guantanamo Bay will not close by the January deadline he set, but he said he hoped to still achieve that goal sometime next year.

Obama refused, however, to set a new deadline.

In an interview in the Chinese capital with Major Garrett of Fox News, Obama said he was “not disappointed” that the Guantanamo deadline had slipped, saying he “knew this was going to be hard.”

“People, I think understandably, are fearful after a lot of years where they were told that Guantanamo was critical to keep terrorists out,” Obama said. Closing the facility, he added, is “also just technically hard.”

Obama came to office pledging to shut a detainee facility that had become a symbol for prisoner abuse at the hands of American officials. He signed orders to shut the military prison by January 2010, but White House officials quickly encountered resistance from members of Congress opposed to moving prisoners to U.S. soil and from other countries they had hoped would accept detainees.

There was also a tangle of legal issues involving what to do with suspected terrorists who had been tortured in prison in a way that jeopardized the integrity of the evidence against them, or who for other reasons could not stand trial.

Last week, the administration announced that it will try five Guantanamo prisoners — including Khalid Sheik Mohammed, the self-declared mastermind of the Sept. 11, 2001, attacks — in federal court in New York. The fate of dozens of other detainees remains in limbo.

Guantanamo is a sensitive subject in China, where Obama conducted the television interview shortly before wrapping up a two-day visit. The United States has refused to release some ethnic minorities, known as Uighurs, back to Chinese officials for fear that they will be tortured. Several Uighurs who had been detained at Guantanamo have been sent instead to Bermuda and Palau after being cleared as non-combatants.

Despite the slow trickle of prisoners out of the facility, Obama insisted in the interview that the facility will be shuttered eventually.

“We are on a path and a process where I would anticipate that Guantanamo will be closed next year,” he said. “I’m not going to set an exact date because a lot of this is also going to depend on cooperation from Congress.”

‘Guys please, Im just practising writing my name, nothing going on here”

Published in: on November 18, 2009 at 9:06 am  Leave a Comment  
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