It seems sleeping with the white house does not bring in the ratings.

telepromterImage2CNN’s ratings are down….waaaayyy down

CNN, which created the all-news cable network almost 30 years ago, hit a new competitive low with its prime-time programs in October, with three of its four programs between 7 and 11 p.m. finishing fourth and last among the cable news networks.

Ouch!

For the month, CNN averaged 202,000 viewers, ages 25 to 54. That was far behind the dominant leader, Fox, which averaged 689,000. But it also trailed MSNBC which had 250,000 viewers in that group and HLN, which had 221,000 viewers.

Fox news might even send O-man a holiday basket with a new telepromter with figures like that.

I guess at the end of the day, its just another war Obama decided to take on, but has no tactic about how to win it.

Published in: on October 27, 2009 at 12:14 pm  Leave a Comment  
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Northwest airliner misses destination by 150miles

A Northwest passenger flight from San Diego, California, (Go Chargers!) to Minneapolis, Minnesota, overshot its destination airport by about 150 miles Wednesday.

The cause??

The pilots said they were in a heated argument about airline policies…or sleeping with someones wife

Air traffic controllers lost radio communication with the Northwest Airlines Airbus A320, carrying 147 passengers and an unknown number of crew, when it was flying at 37,000 feet, according to the National Transportation Safety Board. There was no communication with Flight 188 for more than an hour as it approached the airport, the board said.

So when they did finally get in touch with them, the pilots answers were so vague that they thought they had a hijacking situation.

Embarrasing.

Well whatever it turns out to be, I’m pretty sure these pilots will be joining the unemployment line very soon.

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Published in: on October 23, 2009 at 8:27 am  Leave a Comment  
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It takes a SNL sketch to mark the end of Obama’s honeymoon??

Ahhh popculture at its best.

Aparantly people are assuming saying that the SNL sketch on Saturday night, may mark the end of the honeymoon period for O-man.

So what was the joke?

Fred Armisen, as President Obama, chided “those on the right” for saying that he was “turning this great country into something that resembles the Soviet Union or Nazi Germany.”

Not true, said Armisen as Obama.

“When you look at my record,” he said, “it’s very clear what I’ve done so far — and that is nothing”

Ahhh its a good day when you can laugh at the truth.

Although I still think we give too much credit to anything Hollywood. People sometimes forget that Actors were infact just considered Jesters one day….well I guess that is true for Politicians, they are still Clowns.

Published in: on October 8, 2009 at 7:38 am  Leave a Comment  
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The new cowboys stadium. Couple err “christen” the bathroom

NSFW

Sorry guys, this is just too funny. Couple christening the new cowboys stadium, otherwise known as JerryJonesDome.

Click here to see a different take of Michael Irvin

Like I’ve warned you, it’s certainly not safe for work.

Update: It seems some of you are having problems with the link, here you go: http://deadspin.com/5370499/couple-christens-dallas-cowboys-stadiums-new-bathroom-stalls?skyline=true&s=x

You asked for it!

Just a little side entertainment at the cowboy stadium for all the family to enjoy

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Published in: on September 30, 2009 at 7:18 am  Comments (2)  
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Obama’s Health Care supporter bites off finger of non-supporter

A healthcare reform activist is on the loose today after he bit off the finger of a 65-year-old counter-demonstrator during a fight at a MoveOn.org rally in Thousand Oaks.

That is certainly one way to prove a point.

The “bite off” occurred about 7 p.m. Wednesday at a “We Can’t Afford to Wait Vigil” organized by affiliates of the activist group MoveOn.org, which are the finger biters supporters of President Obama’s healthcare plan. The rally also attracted several counter-protesters.

If you see a man out there running around with a extra pinky, please contact the po-po. In all fairness I’m sure the fight was really over the “fist bump” making a come back and not the “pinky swear”.

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New Jersey teacher accepts cash for grades

I did enjoy in the guilty pleasure of the “Housewives from New Jersey”, so you can imagine I found this story a little on the juicy side…and not entirely surprising, given the fact of the characters that now sell New Jersey

A new Jersey teacher told the students she would accept ca$h for grades and then give the money to charities, but instead she kept the moolah to her self.

Before you start throwing stones at the teacher, remember teacher salaries are not that great. It costs a lot of money to look like a Jersey girl

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Published in: on September 1, 2009 at 1:43 pm  Leave a Comment  
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Study: Heavy drinkers exercise more than non drinkers

The University of Miami has completed a research that I believe was a very good allocation of university funds and I now I have and huge crush on Sebastian, the hurricanes mascot.

Researchers found that those who reported drinking more alcohol were also more likely to report exercising regularly

Women who reported drinking more than 105 45 drinks in the past month — a behavior that pushed them into the category of fun loving, well balanced alcoholics“heavy drinkers” — exercised 14 more minutes per week on average than those light drinkers who drank one to 14 drinks in the month.

One to 14 drinks per week is a little dissapointing in itself

The results were similar for men, with heavy drinkers — those who threw back 75 drinks per month — exercising 21 minutes more per week than light drinkers who only consumed one to 29 drinks per month and 23 minutes more than abstainers

Drink Up!

JW

Published in: on September 1, 2009 at 7:49 am  Leave a Comment  
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Connecticut, not happy with your latest State Senate Budget…Blame Solitare

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House Minority Leader Lawrence F. Cafero Jr., R-Norwalk, far right, speaks while colleagues play solitaire on their computers as the House convenes Monday night to vote on a new budget. (AP)

To be fair they are not the only ones to ever play be caught playing Solitare at work

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Published in: on September 1, 2009 at 7:26 am  Leave a Comment  
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Alarm clocks kill dreams…

www.worklessparty.org

Im pretty sure this is a organization most can get behind

Published in: on August 26, 2009 at 9:35 am  Leave a Comment  
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A new sign for the front door

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Published in: on August 25, 2009 at 9:14 pm  Leave a Comment  
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